חדשות וירוס TV - מהדורה 767 • מגבעת הקש • 19-07-2023
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עכשיו אנחנו עם הפינה חוסכים לכם. הערב אנחנו רוצים לדבר על החסכונות של הילדים. גל חן, אתה מגלה לנו את הטעות שרוב ההורים עושים, ויכולה להגיע גם לעשרות אלפי שקלים. נכון, גדעון. קודם תזכור את התוכנית חיסכון לכל ילד. במסגרת התוכנית הזו, כל ילד במדינה,
המדינה מעבירה לו 55 שקלים מהלידה,
עד גיל 18, הביטוח הלאומי.
על כל ידי כל זה אני הייתי מנסה את עצמי,
וישהו אמר לי, היי, ריצ'רד,
אתה לוקח עכשיו?
ואני אמרתי, או, הלו.
ואני ראיתי שחלק מהגלום נמצא איזה
חבר הכנסת מאוד מעניין.
הוא היה איזה דארט פלופי יד,
גדול,
בלאק גורם,
ואווירה קצת,
ואווירה קצת,
מה הייתם קוראים לזה?
גנדולף סטייל בירד.
והוא ראיתי אותי,
והוא אמר לי,
תכף אני אכל לך איזה דארט,
אני רוצה להגיד לך משהו.
הוא אמר, אתה כבר עכשיו יש את זה,
אבל לא כל כך,
ואני רוצה להגיד לך את המשפט הכי גדול.
ואני חושב, או,
אוקיי.
אז אנחנו הלכו ליפו,
ומכירו כמה אילות,
והוא הביא אותי לבראש הראשון של הפוו,
באחד מהחלקים הטובים הכי גדולים,
שבו הוא אמר, אנחנו לא יכולים להיות נגד גדולים,
ואנחנו נסעים,
וכשהוא נסעים, הוא נסע לידי חולים ונפלץ
מטורים את הטוב הזה, ואני ראיתי שהיה מלחמה,
הייתה מונופולי.
ואני חושב, או,
אתה יודע מה זה ככה בחריסמאס,
כשמטורי גדולים יחד ומונופולי היא אחת מהן, ואתה חושב,
או, אנחנו נהיה פה כהונה,
והוא אמר, לא משחר,
אני אראה כמה קצת שאני יכול.
אז כשאנחנו נסעים,
ואנחנו נסעים, והוא היה מנסה את כל הפרפנליה שיש לך,
הסילבה קצת אובג'קטים,
הדברים,
אתה יודע, היו הטובים,
והאבר, והחולים, והחולים והחולים וכמה אחוזים שאני לא יכול לנסוע עכשיו.
ואז היו הקבוצה של הקבוצה, והאחרות האחרות, אני לא מבין מה שהם קוראים,
ואז היה מונופולי,
והוא היה רק סולט בין פיילים אחרים.
ואני חושב, אוקיי, זה מעניין.
והוא אמר לי, הוא אמר,
קל קצת איזה קצת, שקצת איזה קצת איזה קצת אתה רוצה. אז אני אבחרתי ואני חושב,
באמת,
קצת הבטחה,
אני מאוד אוהב את הקצת הבטחה,
זה יהיה נכון.
אז הוא אמר,
אתה יודע,
אבנים שלכם עשו לך דיסרוויחה מאוד בעבודה של חבילה.
ואני אמר, אוקיי, באמת? מה אתה אומר?
הוא אמר,
הם הצלחו עליך.
ואני אמר,
לא.
אני לא מבין, מה אתה אומר,
הם הצלחו עליי?
הוא אמר, כשהם נתניהו הם הצלחו על הכנסת עליך.
הם עשו לך ל-建ה,
חבילת הכנסת,
ובו,
כמה 14 ימים אחרי שאתה נתניהו,
הם אמרו על הכסף שלך,
והם נותנים לך את לטיפול הבטחה.
ואני לא מאוד מבין מה אתה אומר.
הם אמרו, הכסף שלך,
האם הם לא מסלו את הסרטיפיקויות,
האם הם לא נותו?
They filled in your name, and your parents were the informants.
They said, Oh, that sounds rather creepy when you put it like that. You're talking about my birth certificate, don't you?
He said, Yes, that's right, and they gave your parents a copy,
not the original.
And he said, at that moment
you'd signed away,
or effectively, they had signed away their sons' legal title.
And this was then turned into a bond.
And I said,
Oh,
he said, you see, the thing is, at that moment
your legal title
on this certificate
became a trust, a trust fund.
The treasury has now turned this into a trust fund.
And at that point he gave me a certain amount of monopoly money.
He said, Oh, here, here's some money for the game.
And I said, Oh, thanks very much. I can't remember how much he gave me.
But he said, at that moment he said, Oh, I don't know, the trust fund has probably had a million pounds put on it.
And because it was bonded it was floated onto the stock exchange
and was earning money.
Throughout the rest of your life, this trust fund would earn money.
It would earn
huge amounts of money.
- תראה כמה שאתה יש בו,
ואני קטעתי את הכסף. הוא אמר,
זה כמו תחומה של תחומה, לא נכון?
זה תחומה של תחומה.
הבנק הזו רק לך את הכסף של תחומה.
- And he said, which character you are playing? I said, Oh, the top hat.
He said, yes, that's your legal title.
He said,
the government,
when you never get anything official,
it will come with your name in capitalization.
Big capitalization, the same as on your birth certificate.
Capitalization.
That's how you know that you are a player in the legal game of life.
- Your top hat your top hat אינסך אתכם,
האם זה?
- I said, well,
לא,
ברור,
זה רק קצת סילבר קצת מילים.
- מולדת אותם מטל.
- He said,
- הוא אמר,
זה לא באמת אתה.
רק כמו שהפסונה של תחומה של תחומה של תחומה,
הממונה של תחומה של תחומה של תחומה של תחומה של תחומה של תחומה של תחומה.
- כל אלה קטרסטים אחרים.
זו הפסונה של תחומה, אבל היא לא באמת אתה.
כמו שחומה של תחומה של תחומה לא באמת אתה.
- And I said, או, אוקיי.
- He said,
- so you've got the money
from the trust.
- זו חומה של תחומה של תחומה של תחומה של תחומה של תחומה של תחומה של תחומה.
- He said, you know much about trust funds.
I said, to be honest with you,
I don't know very much at all.
- He said, well, let me explain.
You see, when you have a trust, there's a fund and it's set up by the trustee, in this case by the treasury, the government, the treasury.
They've put in this money.
Now, in order for a trust to work, there must be two other people in it. There's three maximum, you see.
There is the beneficiary, the person that the trust is set up for,
which in your case is you.
This money that's been put into is yours, to do whatever you like with.
Oh, I said, that's very nice, thank you very much.
He said, but there is also somebody who must administer that,
the executor.
So the executor is the one who will make sure that things are paid or that you can withdraw money for what you need.
And he said, of course, when you're a baby,
you cannot be the executor because you are a minor.
So until you reach the age of majority, which is 18,
your parents would be the executor.
They would administer the trust for you, set up by the government.
He said, the only thing is,
the government, a bit cany like this,
they don't actually tell your parents.
And so your parents can't tell you that when you're 18,
the age of majority,
that you could now be the executor.
So you go through life
feeling that you have no money, you feel that you're a debtor,
that you're constantly in debt, that you have to get a job because you need money to pay for the things you need.
And yet, all the time
there is this trust fund,
that as you go through life and you get older,
the longer it's in there, the more money that it is a growing.
All the time, there could be, by the time you die,
millions upon millions, maybe 50 million pounds, are sitting in this trust,
un-yews.
He said, in theory,
you could walk into a wonderful showroom of Rolls-Royce vehicles.
You could, in theory, go up and say,
that one,
is that the most expensive Rolls-Royce?
How much is that?
It could be a million pounds.
Oh, you say, at the age of 18. I think I'll have that because I'm in credit, you've got this trust fund.
I said, no.
He said, all you need to do is autograph the credit note,
and the car is yours.
But of course, the man who's selling you the car will say,
hang on, I don't understand,
and you would simply just say, well, take this credit note that I have now put my autograph on,
take it to the treasury,
and they will dip into my trust fund and pay you.
You'll get your money perfectly fine, because I'm in credit.
Look at the game.
You have this big pile of money, I've just given it to you.
That is your trust fund.
He said, but in the game of Monopoly,
as we go around, and you get penalties and you earn money,
he said, when you get a penalty, what do you do?
I said, well, I'll just
pay it out of this money. He said,
yes, that's what you should do in life.
But in life, you don't go to your trust fund,
you pay it out of the money.
you've got a job, and your hard-earned job, you've got this hard-earned cash,
real money,
that you're paying for all the bills and all the taxes,
your council tax,
your road tax,
your fuel tax,
you're paying your inland revenue tax,
all the taxes you're paying out of your own hard-earned money.
And yet, you don't need to.
You've got this rather פלוש
trust fund, he said.
He said, look at it, you can see it.
And in the game of Monopoly, that is what you do.
I said, oh, yes.
I see, he said, but the money is there.
He said, yes, but because they don't tell you that you are the executor of the trust,
you don't know.
You just think you're in debt all the time,
and you're having to borrow money to buy a house, and you get a mortgage, and you're paying it all back.
You could have got it straight from the trust and not had the bother.
I said, וואו.
He said, but through life,
just as it you play on this game of Monopoly,
there are hazards.
And every now and again,
because you've not earned enough, or you fell behind with your payments,
or the interest rates have gone up,
or the way the legal system has worked, it seems to be always against you.
You drive your car, and you get into a penalty area,
and there's an infringement,
or you park your car,
and there's a parking ticket,
all these sort of things,
and you haven't got the money because you haven't worked hard enough,
or whatever it is.
You could end up with summonses to a court.
אז do you know what a court is?
A magistrary court?
And I said,
well,
yes, I've got an idea.
He said, it's just the legal department
of the treasury.
They want to make sure that you pay the bills,
or the infringement, or the tickets,
and all of this,
and so they'll administer it.
so they'll have a convener,
which they call a judge,
at the magistrary's court,
because all court sessions,
all legal things,
start in a magistrary's court.
And you'll be summoned there.
Now, of course,
if you know that you're the executor,
you can just tell them to say, well, just pay it out of the trust fund,
but you don't know that,
so you end up going to court.
And the first thing that happens at court is, of course,
they will say something like,
for the record,
state your name.
And this is where the trick is played on you.
Because you don't know who you are,
you will say, my name is Richard Vobes, and at that moment they've got you.
Because effectively, what's happened is you've said I'm the top hat,
or the dog, or the train, or the iron.
You've become the player of the game.
You've become the fiction.
Because their world can only work on the fiction.
A real living man
cannot enter a real court.
They cannot deal with you.
So they have to get you to be the legal fiction.
And so what happens then is
they become the executive.
They become the sole beneficiary.
And you become a legal representative of the trust.
But you end up paying out of your own money.
So what you should do, of course, is to tell them the truth.
Because you're not
because you're not a capitalized version of your name.
You're not the top hat.
You're not the character that's playing the legal game.
of course you're not.
You're a real living man.
You're the executor of the estate of the top hat.
or the capitalization,
the persona, of your living man.
That's who you are,
just as in Moxie.
So you would say, well,
I'd like to introduce myself.
I am the executor and the sole beneficiary of the estate of Richard Vobes,
the legal persona.
But I am the executor.
And as there is only three people that can be in a trust,
it means the judge
or the prosecutor or the clerk of the court,
the clerk of the court, is the trustee.
The role can switch around,
depending on who has taken the role,
but one of them will have that role. They will, in fact, have a checkbook ready to pay.
Should you announce who you are?
of course, most people don't.
Because they don't know.
Because this is the greatest secret,
he said.
But once you've announced who you are,
and you say, well, I'm the executor of the estate.
I'm the executor.
I'm the one who controls and administers the top hat.
So you're charging this estate,
the bill of whatever it is, the parking ticket,
the inland revenue,
the council tax, whatever it is, that's not yet been paid.
It's a fine.
I have no problem paying it.
Absolutely.
The estate will cough up.
Take the money out of the trust.
The trust is there.
So as the administrator, as the executor,
you're the one in charge,
because the trustee has to do, as you say.
And by accepting and admitting and introducing yourself as the executor of the state,
and the sole beneficiary,
the judge has to be the trustee.
And he will have to pay. Well, he won't like that. He'll probably run out of court or say there is no case to answer,
because they tend not to like that sort of thing.
But that is what it is.
You don't need to pay it out of your own money.
That's fallacy.
You've got this money that's occurring.
You can have whatever you like.
I said, וואו.
He said, אבל they won't like it.
And they will do all sorts of things.
They will use threats and menaces and potentially try and arrest you and do all sorts of things,
because they need you to become the legal persona,
the legal person,
not a real living man, not the executor.
They want you to be the top hat,
and then they can play the game against you.
So you have to resist at all times,
because you are a living man.
You are the executor.
You didn't ask them to set up the trust.
They set up the trust.
You're just there to administer it, because you are the executor.
So administer your trust, he said,
with a wry smile.
He said, do you fancy another drink?
I said, no, no, I'll get them.
I'll get them.
So I went to the bar thinking about this buzzing in my head.
And when I came back with another glass of ale for us both,
two glasses of ale,
I noticed he was nowhere to be seen.
He had gone.
The board had gone.
And all the things,
except all that was left,
was the little silver top hat.
And I could almost hear the words ringing in the air.
You are the executor
of the legal estate.
The trust is in your name.
Grab it.
תודה רבה.